What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 05:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Still no good

So they tried

What are some good email marketing tools for small businesses?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Stock Market Today: Dow Jones Improves But Lags S&P 500; Twinkie Maker Gets Squashed (Live Coverage) - Investor's Business Daily

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

New theory proposes time has three dimensions, with space as a secondary effect - Phys.org

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Tamagotchi Plaza Nintendo Switch™ 2 Edition for Nintendo Switch 2 - Nintendo

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Bitcoin fans aren’t all sold on Trump’s meme coin - NBC News

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Microsoft Starts Deleting Your Passwords In 6 Weeks—Act Now - Forbes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Olympic Medalist MyKayla Skinner Says She Was 'Bullied' And 'Belittled' By Simone Biles, Applauds Riley Gaines - OutKick

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

"Can't Believe Virat Kohli Knew...": RCB's Celebrations Amid Stampede Row Heats Up - NDTV Sports

Then came..

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

What if Homelander turned out to be a good guy instead of an evil milk drinking manchild? Nobody seems to touch on this much.

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Trump Media Raises $2.32B—Bitcoin Treasury and Big Moves Ahead - Bitcoin.com News

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Is love natural, or is it somehow created?