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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 05:43

Next, they tried...
Still no good
So they tried
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Another attempt resulted in ...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
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They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
No go.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
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Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
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Then came..
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors